No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
where they get like a 5 year old girl with pigtails jumping rope in a pink skirt and say ‘what would you do for a klondike bar’ and the girl stares at the camera and it zooms in really close and she whispers ‘id kill a man’
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I didn’t know that either… I guess I can marry
but that’s still never going to happen
i keep seeing posts about chivalry and killing dragons. fucking knightbloggers
GT-R + Vossen