• me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

plantofirony:

fonmasterguard:

So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle